1. Horseshoes, hand grenades and thermonuclear warfare

    Sooooo…been awhile…whatever

    I almost got to go to the Grand opening of a BDSM dungeon down the street from my house!!!! The promoters decided to postpone to a later to be announced date….ahhh…This may not seem like a big deal to some, but I have not been to a club since October 2009, and I have not bee away from my daughter for more than an hour or 2 for about a year….again, may not seem like a big deal, but I am a single mother with very little help in raising my daughter. She is high functioning autistic and more than a hand full….I go to school, online, but still it’s a lot of work, and somewhere in all of that I have to take care of Sam (daughter), keep the house clean, and try to keep the peace within my household of too many people that shouldn’t live together. I was so excited for this one night break, i would have gotten to put on make up, let my hair down, dress up and have  good time for once….I am now under the belief that I do not deserve the break…that is another story about how I think I am a ad mother….doesn’t help when my mom told me I need to care more about my daughter….I could write a HUGE post about all of this but I am exhausted, it is 3:30am and i really want to go to bed„ but my hay fever medication seems to be keeping me awake….I am going to take a benodryl and fall over in my bed…. 

    Pink Floyd- Wish you were here

    The title is what I used to say after “almost only counts in….” 

    11 months ago  /  0 notes

  2. lifeaccordingtomommy:

greatlakesss:

highchaircritics:

There may not be a flying trapeze in my backyard (I wish!), but I’ve been carefully honing my Acrobutt skills over the last few months. What’s that? Time to sit still for a diaper change? I don’t think so! I will flip-flop my way out of sitting still no matter what.
Good thing Huggies has come out with Huggies Little Movers Slip-On Diapers, which make changing a breeze, even for the most skilled Acrobutts!
Here’s your latest chance to win a Huggies Little Movers Slip-On Diaper prize pack, stocked with diapers, an iPod, and an iTunes gift card!
How to enter:  Reblog this post or give us your best answer to the following question in the comments: “What is the funniest thing your little Acrobutt has done to avoid sitting still?”
All comments and reblogs must be received by 11:59 pm on Tuesday, August 23.
One winner will be selected on Wednesday, August 24. Winner will be selected at random. Official rules here.
This Promotion is open to legal residents of the fifty (50) United States who are 18 years of age or older at the time of registration.

This a great giveaway! I love highchair critics- everyone go enter!

YES! Lord knows I need diapers for my kiddos. PLEASE.

Oh yeah always need diapers :) would love to win this one…. these looked really cool in the store and heaven knows my little monster is infamous for the “tuck the legs and roll” during changes….

    lifeaccordingtomommy:

    greatlakesss:

    highchaircritics:

    There may not be a flying trapeze in my backyard (I wish!), but I’ve been carefully honing my Acrobutt skills over the last few months. What’s that? Time to sit still for a diaper change? I don’t think so! I will flip-flop my way out of sitting still no matter what.

    Good thing Huggies has come out with Huggies Little Movers Slip-On Diapers, which make changing a breeze, even for the most skilled Acrobutts!

    Here’s your latest chance to win a Huggies Little Movers Slip-On Diaper prize pack, stocked with diapers, an iPod, and an iTunes gift card!

    How to enter:
    Reblog this post or give us your best answer to the following question in the comments:
    “What is the funniest thing your little Acrobutt has done to avoid sitting still?”

    All comments and reblogs must be received by 11:59 pm on Tuesday, August 23.

    One winner will be selected on Wednesday, August 24. Winner will be selected at random. Official rules here.

    This Promotion is open to legal residents of the fifty (50) United States who are 18 years of age or older at the time of registration.

    This a great giveaway! I love highchair critics- everyone go enter!

    YES! Lord knows I need diapers for my kiddos. PLEASE.

    Oh yeah always need diapers :) would love to win this one…. these looked really cool in the store and heaven knows my little monster is infamous for the “tuck the legs and roll” during changes….

    (via not-yourmom)

    1 year ago  /  11 notes